Hey Buzzers, It’s August!!! August only means one thing Sand and Sea, Beach!! Besides get in touch with bacterias burrowed in the sand, sharing the same water, dusty wind, and smelly sweats from the people? Actually not all bad since I can see funniest yet bizarre types of people gathering in the beach. So, have you spot them yet? Here’s the list!
1. The bodybuilder!
There are types of people who roaming around the beach to get attention and the bodybuilder is one of them. Beach is their bodybuilding championship! They will make a Hercules pose everytime! Can’t they just act normal??
2. The Prankster!
The prankster will happily ruin your nice afternoon at the beach with some pranks they thought funny but quite annoying to you!
3. The Fashionista!
Alright I don’t remember since when the so called “Penekinis” become a fashion! It’s quite disturbing to see a willy in a very little fabric..
4. The Believer!
Well it’s okay if you want to worship God but doing that half naked at the beach with large golden Jesus necklace ? Hmm.. I don’t think God will be pleased..
5. The Sexy Thang!
It’s the beach and you expect to see some sexy thang…or thongs?! Lol. But most of the times reality is a bitter truth!!
6. The Beer’s Belly
The beach is a good place to reminds you about your old age insecurities!! Being Blad, Beer’s Belly, white hairy chest…you name it!
7. The NSFW couple
The NSFW couple love to re-create contents they saw last night but at the beach?? Come on…can’t they have a mercy for my loneliest soul??!
8. Women in High heels
Well I am quite confused on how women think! Do they really need to kill the sand with their pointy heels or what?
9. The “I will do anything for Love” Guy
Should I give an applause to this man? He risks his life by allowing his girl to wear a life vest. But…is he being romantic or being stingy?? Only God knows.
10. The Exotic People
The exotic people are not someone with dark brownie chocolate skin but someone who love to bring their exotic pets to the beach!! You haven’t seen someone carry around a long slicky snake? Well, now you have!
11. “Hey, Take a picture of us”-girls
Alright, they probably the hottest girls on the beach but you can’t stand their attitude. After minutes of talking, You will think approaching them is a big mistake, since they only talk a few lines and then hand you their phones or cameras! You will end up taking their photos for the next 5 hours!!